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Brideshead Revisited
- Sebastian Revisited (2,492 words)
- Written for artemis_sparks for Yuletide, 2010
- Elysium (3899 words)
- I would have known this was his home had it been anywhere in the world.
Hannibal
- Shack 76 (4k)
- (from the Canadian Shack Project)
- "For first course..." She led him into the kitchen, where the French skiers were still twitching a little, but had largely settled down. "Frogs' legs. To be followed by a light lemon soup."
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The Legend of Djo D'yk
by Speranza
"So I gotta tell you something." Joe Dick scratched at his crotch, then took a cigarette from behind his ear. "I'm an elf, okay?"
"An elf." Billy sighed and then blew out a long, blue stream of cigarette smoke. "You're an elf, huh?"
"Yeah. Just don't tell the guys. This is between you and me--"
"No, this thing is between you and the fucking blow, man-- Fuck! I can't fucking believe this!..."
"What--you don't fuckin' BELIEVE me?"
"Fuck you! You fucking elfin FUCK!"
"I'll kick your fuckin' head in--"
"What about the ears," Billy flicked his fingers, "what about the ears, what about the fuckin' ears, huh?! You had a fuckin' earectomy or what?"
"I'll kick your head in with my curly-toed boots, you motherfucking cunt!"
"Fuck you," Billy exploded, and the smash of fist to nose was so bonecrackingly quick that Joe didn't even feel pain for a moment, "and the forest, and the fucking elves--"
"Suck my cerulean blue dick!" Joe screamed, and then the blows fell like rain, and the unicorns all galloped away, frightened.
- Groupie (16k)
- The girl in Vancouver changes it all.
- Bricked In (23k)
- "Billiam, I'm gonna have your ass in a sandwich," Joe said, and Billy barked out a laugh. "Yeah. You heard me. I'm gonna make an ass-sandwich; I'm gonna have your ass in a fucking sandwich--"
- Shack 18 (4k)
- (from the Canadian Shack Project)
- Radio Free Billy was still goin' strong, without commercial interruption. "—this place is you, man. Fuckin' on its last legs in every possible way."
- Shack 30 (4k)
- (from the Canadian Shack Project)
- Joe put a palm on either side of his legs, careful not to nudge the broken bones, and crawled upward, over his body, head lowered like some faithful, rabid dog.
Luther
- Strong Interactions (9k)
- (for Yuletide 2011)
- Alice begins to sing softly. "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of--"
- Reformation (4,409 words)
- Oh," she breathes finally, gleeful and scandalised, both. "You love me. Oh, poor you."
M*A*S*H*
- 38 Minutes (9k)
- (for the Blast From The Past Challenge)
- "Have you ever known the pleasure of drawing to an inside straight?" Trapper demands.
Millenium Trilogy
- The Virtues of Isolation (Lisbeth, Mikael, 676 words)
- (for the 2011 Canadian Shack Anniversary Challenge)
- Good journalism was only half-research; the rest was art, the ability to turn dry facts and numbers into a story, into something interesting, relevant, satisfying.
Multifandom Projects
- April is the cruellest month: Tax Shelters: A Countdown to April 15th
- A multi-fandom calendar featuring the work of Basingstoke, Destina, Gearbox, julad, Justine, Kass Rachel, Laura Shapiro, Lucy, shalott, & Speranza
- The Inappropriate Elf Challenge
- 75 Stories . . .
- 65 Writers . . .
- 55 Fandoms . . .
- And More Elves Than You Can Shake A Stick At
- The Great Canadian Shack Challenge
- They said it couldn't be done!
- They said it shouldn't be done!
- They might have been right--but we did it anyway!
- 30 Authors! 62 Fandoms! Yes, it's...
- 101 Ways To End Up In A Canadian Shack (386k)
Queer As Folk (UK)
- This has forever happened, always (3286 words)
- All of them are true.
- Area 51 (25k)
- "Let's cruise the Extraterrestrial Highway!"
- The Decay of Lying (28k)
- "Goodbye, you bastards! Ciao, adieu, and fuck you!" The cliffs of Dover glowed luminously in the dark. "We're citizens of the world now!"
- Mere Anarchy (38k)
- When the bomb went, it was louder and much more fantastic than even Stuart had expected, and he found himself laughing aloud with the sheer bloody joy of it.
- Shack 69 (5k)
- (from the Canadian Shack Project)
- "What, did I miss this month's issue of Modern Vigilante?"
True Blood
- You Get Your Life Back (8334 words, Sookie/Eric)
- Some days it's hard to feel good about the vampire rights movement, but one thing's for sure: the vampires sure saved radio.
- True Northman (575 words, Sookie/Eric)
- Sookie bit her lip: he was wearing snow pants and probably all the red plaid flannel in the Northwest Territories.
Wilby Wonderful
- The Lights (34k)
- When the man pulled away, the first thing he said didn't make sense. "Go," he said.