Natpackers, Knighties
and FoDs, Oh, My
If kissy-kissy is your schtick
You'll love this show 'bout Nat & Nick.
If you prefer the Kiss of Death
LaCroix's your man, don't waste your breath.
If vampire women's what you're cravin',
You'll find Janette at bar, in Raven.
If towers of strength seem worth a stop,
Then Cohen is your favorite cop.
If garlic pizza is your food,
Donut Don's a dandy dude.
If you prefer a fuzzy face,
Your cat is
If "all-together-now"'s your show,
You're dying-hard, 'cause three must go.
Sorry about that.
Celeste, who prefers the Kiss of Death