The Third Woman

by Celeste Hotaling-Lyons


I'm not a big fan of the third season of Due South, and so have created my own alternate universe season in which Ray Vecchio never left on any bizarre - dare I say *stupid* - undercover missions. This "faux" third season represents my take on how the season *should* have gone and include not only stories I've written, but stories friends have written that fit the criteria for an episode of the show (for instance: a crime committed, Fraser & Ray solving said crime, a plot, a sub-plot, humour, emotional sub-text, etc.)

Comments? Please e-mail me at vecchio at trickster.org

"The Third Woman" is what would be considered a "February Sweeps" two-parter - as the commercials would say, "Don't miss this Very Special episode of Due South!" ;)

The Third Woman
Adapted to the DS universe from Graham Greene's "The Third Man"

by Celeste Hotaling-Lyons

You never know when life is gonna walk up to you and hit you one right in the chops.

I remember thinking when I first heard the news over the police wire, 'Good! That's the end of her; the end of this whole damn thing! Serves the bitch right!'; and about how bad it could have been if she hadn't... if she had come back to him alive. But when I saw Benny standing there at the funeral, the look on his face - well, for that moment at least, the past didn't seem to matter. See, the thing about Benny is this: whenever a woman walks past him, he looks at her like... like she's just a person or something. Even when they push it, he usually acts like he'd really rather not be bothered, or he's embarrassed. But this woman, she was something else. And I've never been sure exactly what it was she was.

It was February, and the grave diggers, union by the sound of them, were bitching about having to use electric drills to break open the ground which was, this being your typical nightmare of a Chicago winter, frozen through. Even the ground didn't want to take her in, it seemed; but they'd somehow made a hole big enough for the coffin, and got it slid down there without too much of a problem, considering how cold it was. The mourners were just me and Benny, two more than she deserved; and him wearing that stupid hat, his black coat covering up the dress uniform he'd worn for some weird, Canadian reason - to honor her passing or something. After they dropped the coffin down there and got the ropes and pulley off of it, the gravediggers started dropping in the chunks of frozen-solid dirt, and Benny turned and walked away like he wanted to run, but was keeping it to a fast walk for dignity's sake. I'm as tall as him, and most of that is leg, and I still had trouble keeping up with him. I figured he was crying, but it could have been the cold. My nose was running and my eyes tearing up, and I sure as hell wasn't all torn up about Victoria Metcalfe's death. No, I don't think it was the cold, with him. Benton Fraser believes in love, and that was why what happened later was a worse shock to him than it would have been to you or me.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. I want you to understand this story I'm telling you, and to do that, I have to give you some background - about a love affair that stretched out over some ten years, and how love and hate are the same thing for some sick, twisted people; and about how sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind, and being kind can be the ultimate cruelty. And about how sometimes letting go is impossible, especially when there's no kind of real ending to a relationship, just a reaching out to emptiness and a fading away. Say what you will about Ange, about my marriage, but man, when she threw my suits out the window into the street, screaming her lungs out at me - now that was a real, definitive end. So now, we can see each other and just nod. Because it's over.

Chicago is my town. I've been to New York City, and it's just too much, too many people, too big buildings, too much in your face; and I've been to other cities, and they were all too small, too nothing. Only Chicago is just right. Except in the winter after the holidays, during that long stretch of raw weather with no Christmas decorations to keep you smiling. January, February, March; then, the Windy City is hard to take, even for someone who loves her like I do. That wind blows around corners and through your hat, down your collar. You don't think you'll ever get warm or see Spring again. You'll see a woman going by who would be a looker if she wasn't red-nosed, wearing a puffy down parka and big boots, and she'll have her bag clutched in her arms like it's the only thing keeping her together or she'd shatter from the cold. Or you'll drive past an empty lot, the blacktop half black ice, the snow pushed up high on one side, and there'll be a few scraggly gang kids try to shoot baskets through a hoop with stalactites - or is it stalagmites? - of ice dripping off it. The only good thing to say about Chicago on days like this is that it keeps the crime stats down. Even the pick-pockets are hanging out in coffee shops, keeping their fingers warm around a paper cup of java instead of in some rich guy's expensive camel-hair coat pocket.

This is the Chicago that Victoria died in that February. I put two and two together from what Benny told me, to try to figure out exactly what happened, and this is as accurate as I could make it - I don't want to invent any dialogue, but I think Benny's memory, usually as accurate as a Swiss timepiece; well, it may be a little off on some of this.

Jesus, life's a bitch. This story is pretty ugly - though the thing with Benny and the lecture was pretty funny. It's like life gives you just about as much as you can take, and then it gives you a few minutes of comic relief, so you can go back and take even more of the rough stuff it's going to hand out.


Benton Fraser got himself in trouble in Canada when he went and arrested the bastard who had his father killed; seems it's a Mountie thing that you don't turn in one of "your own," even when one of your own killed someone else who was one of your own. You get me? I mean, I would have thought the fact that the guy Gerrard killed was Fraser's father would have been enough, but then there was the fact that Bob Fraser was also a Mountie, and one of "your own," that should have taken the curse off of it. Then again, maybe all the weird stuff Fraser must have pulled when on assignment up there in Canada was a factor in his disfavor - and knowing him like I do, there was probably a whole lot of weird stuff; I'd give anything to get just one peek at the file folder marked 'Benton Fraser' in Meggy T's office file cabinet. So what I'm saying is, maybe they didn't really hold Benny turning in Gerrard against him, they just wanted him out of their hair. That makes sense to me. Sometimes I want him out of my hair, what little there is left of it, and he's my best friend.

So. Here's this Canadian citizen on the streets of Chicago, spreading his multi-colored cash all over the place and making this town a decent, safe place to live in whether it wants to be or not, not to mention occasionally driving me crazy, and he goes and makes me shoot him in the back over this woman, this criminal, this Victoria Metcalfe bitch-goddess from hell. Like she was worth all this trouble, all the shit she put him through. I've said it before and I'll say it again - God, I hate tourists.

But life goes on. Benny pulls himself together, and I pull myself together, and we both somehow pull ourselves together; and life goes on.

Anyway, something weird happens at this diner that Fraser and I go to sometimes, where I bounce stuff about my cases off of him. We're sitting there and he's ignoring the waitresses who are trying to catch his eye, chowing down on a cheeseburger and greasy fries like he hasn't had a bite to eat in three days - which, knowing him, just might be the truth, he probably up and gave all of his food to some homeless family - when this guy comes to the table who you could recognize from a mile away as a reporter. I don't trust reporters any further than I can comfortably spit out a rat, to coin a phrase.

"You Mr. Fraser?" he asks.

"Um. Ah. Yes," mumbles Fraser around a mouthful, that deer-in-the-headlights look on his face.

"You look younger than your photographs," this guy says. "Want to make a statement? I'm from the Chicago Sun-Times, I work for the Out-And-About Town section. We'd like to know what you think of Chicago."

"Um. It's fine. I like it fine... Ray?" he looks at me for help, chewing. I figure he just doesn't like having to talk with his mouth full, he got pretty good at handling reporters with that Randall Bolt incident of some eight months ago. I take pity on him.

"What can I do ya for?" I ask the reporter. The reporter surprises me.

He points at a little guy in a corner booth with buck teeth, nibbling at a chunk of bread the way a beaver, which he totally looks like, would nibble at a nice piece of knotty pine. "Happen to know if that's McCabe?"

Fraser and I look at each other. He swallows and answers for us both. "No, sir. Who is Mr. McCabe?"

The reporter snorts. "You real men! It's like you're from another planet - guess that would be Mars, right? See ya at McCormick Place this weekend. McCabe's my real assignment," and we watch him make across the room for the great McCabe, who greets him with a big smile plastered across his buck teeth.

"What the hell was that all about?" I ask Fraser.

"I don't know, Ray," he says, and tucks back into his hamburger. He's done in no time flat, and his fries are gone, half of mine with them, and it's time for him to go. He puts that stupid Mountie hat back on his head that doesn't even cover his ears, and his coat on over the brown uniform he's wearing, to head back out into the snow that's drifting down thin and soft and cold as it lays a fresh, white canvas for the bus fumes to write on, on top of the dirty gray drifts that have been part of the cityscape since mid-December.

When he arrived back at the Canadian Consulate, there was a cryptic message on his desk for him from someone he had never heard of called Wiener. 'We expected you tomorrow. Please stay where you are. Hotel room booked.' But Fraser didn't want to stay where he was, he had things to do before he could go home that night; and though he didn't mention it, I have a feeling the hotel reference kinda threw him. Cryptic messages about hotel rooms from God-knows-who had a way of devolving into embarrassing incidents involving nubile young ladies, and with his on-again-off-again sort-of romance developing with The Dragon Lady, he didn't want any more incidents. Besides - incidents had a way of turning into sentry duty in front of the Consulate, and it was too damned cold, even for Fraser, to have to stand out there. Fraser probably even sternly lectured himself, 'I've had about enough of these incidents. No more incidents.' And this just before he found himself hip-deep in the most serious incident of an extremely incident-prone life.

So Fraser honestly wasn't curious about this 'Wiener' message; he'll never admit it, but I'm pretty sure he assumed it was one of the many mash notes he was always finding stuck in his mailbox or tucked under his plate in restaurants. I told you about those waitresses before, didn't I? He balled the slip of paper up and tossed it at the head of the wolf who was sleeping under his desk, who woke up. "Come along, Diefenbaker," he said to the wolf. It's not like they were gonna go off and do some big Mountie thing that needs a wolf to get it done; no, Fraser was just off to do one of the thousand useless, demeaning things The Dragon Lady likes to assign him to during those brief lulls between saving babies from burning buildings and American cities from nuclear holocaust, like picking up her dry cleaning. He wanted the wolf with him because he's afraid Dief's getting soft, and some exposure to the below-freezing Chicago outdoors would put some fluff back in the wolf's fur. And when they got back from their errand, who's waiting there at Fraser's desk but yours truly, having gotten the info not half an hour ago off the wire, and me not wanting to break this sort of thing to him on his office voicemail.

"It's Victoria," I said, not pulling any punches, and a look comes over his face so fast, it's like not a single minute has passed since what happened back on the train station. It's wanting and dread and longing all rolled up into a set of big, soft Mountie eyes asking the question before he says it.

"Is she back?" and the voice betrays a hope I really wished wasn't there to be heard.

"Back and gone again," I said. "She's dead, Benny. She's dead and I'm sorry." And at that moment, I truly meant it.

Even Benny had to sit down for that one. "Dead?" he muttered, disbelieving. That's normal. Nobody ever believes it at first. "How?"

"Car accident." He raised his head at that, but I beat him to it. "No, not like last time - this time it's for real. No foul play. An accident, pure and simple. Witnesses, unimpeachable ones; leading citizens of Chicago-type witnesses. A body. A funeral, this afternoon."

"So fast, Ray? Won't someone investigate...?"

"Yeah. But not me. I'm too close to the case, after my little contretemps with Internal Affairs over Ms. Metcalfe that first time. I got too much positive emotion invested in her bein' dead." A muscle in his cheek did a brief shimmy, so I know I got to him with that one. Okay, so I twisted the knife a little. Hey, I love Benny like a brother, but you sometimes gotta hurt the ones you love, just to teach 'em. I almost lost my house to the bail bondsman over that one, you know. I'd do it again in a millisecond, but still.

He stood up, shaky on his pins. "The funeral. Where--?"

I smiled and patted my breast pocket. "I got the info right here. Should be interesting." That got me a look, and I shut up for a while after that.


After a quick stop at Fraser's place for the red jacket and ceremonial uniform belt he insisted he had to have, I pointed the Riv straight out of town to the 'burbs where Central City Cemetery is. It's one of those modern graveyards, with row after row of identical white markers, each with identical white snowcaps, an endless chain of puff-topped headstones reaching off miles on either side.

It was sheer luck, Fraser-style luck, that we found the funeral in time; the only brown spot in the place, the coffin about to be lowered into the hole. Surprise, surprise; there were no mourners standing around but us two. The wind sliced through my coat - a nice lookin' Armani, charcoal gray, the lining warm enough for maybe walking through a parking garage to your car - but I stood by him until it was over. And when it was over, he walked away from the grave, back to the Riv. He didn't look back, and he didn't say a word until he was safe in his usual place in the front passenger seat. "The office," he said. "I believe it's up the road, that way...," and he nodded in the direction of a building I could see that looked like it could be a fancy mausoleum. It had marble walls and steps, and stone gargoyles dripping icicles from their fangs off the roof, but you could see there were lights in the windows and a red car, one of those mini-Japanese-types, parked in what looked like a small parking lot right next to it.

I've got twenty-six case files open and they're all sitting on my desk, waiting for me, so naturally I drove up the road and parked the Riv next to the little red Honda.

The office was as fancy as the outside looked, nice antique furniture and a working fireplace, but all I cared about was it was warm. I stood by the fire, hands held out to its life-giving crackling heat, while Fraser had a chat with the blonde sitting reception. Typical Fraser, he quickly got all the info he wanted about who had arranged Victoria Metcalfe's 'digs,' but missed the fact that the receptionist was trying desperately to get him to call her. He does the old, respectful tip of the Mountie hat to her, and excuses himself like a nicely-brought up kid in grade school would bid adieu to his old maiden aunt, and the receptionist grips her desk like she's stopping herself jumping over it after him as he leaves. It totally makes me want to puke sometimes. I followed him back out into the wind-chill-factor-from-hell; a gift, no doubt, from the whereabouts of Fraser's home town and I hope freezing his butt off makes him feel 'to home.'

"Dr. Kartnerstrasse," Fraser said to me when we were back in the Riv. "Her office is on 20th and Kelsey." I immediately knew what part of town that was - we're talking gentrification city, with a lot of old brownstones being taken over by yuppies for homes and professional offices - so off we go, back to the greatest city in the world.

There was a whole lot of silence in that car until we crossed over the city line. Fraser cleared his throat as we blew along the highway, past the 'Welcome to Chicago' sign - nice to know there hadn't been a palace insurrection during our short jaunt out of town and Richard M. Daley was still our Mayor. "Unless I am very much mistaken," said Fraser, who'd obviously been thinking about it during all that silence, "Dr. Lilly Kartnerstrasse is the humanitarian who was recently honored by several international agencies for having saved the lives of countless orphaned children in Rumania."

I shrugged, I'd read this on the info sheet I'd got off the wire about Victoria's death; the good doctor had been one of the people who identified The Vickster's body. Fraser hadn't read the report yet, I think he'd been in too much shock to ask to see it - but he speed-reads at least three newspapers a day, so he must have gotten the name that way. "Okay, so the Big Question of the Day is this: what is Dr. Mother Theresa doin' buying a gravesite for Victoria Metcalfe, who was, you might remember, a noted sociopath wanted by the cops in, at the very least, two countries?"

He looked at me, hurt, but I'm not sorry I said it. I could say stuff much worse.

"Well, Ray," he said carefully, "Is it so far-fetched to think that perhaps Victoria had somehow helped this woman with her humanitarian efforts? And the good doctor was moved to return the favor with Victoria's death?"

It wasn't funny, but I laughed; but then it wasn't a funny laugh. I reached into my breast pocket for the police report, which I handed over to him. He read it in the fading light of the late-winter afternoon, but didn't get car-sick like any other normal human being reading in a car would.

"Interesting," he said, folding the report in half. His hands came together like he was praying, the report between them. "Carol Jones, a well-known philanthropist, and Ms. Anna Sachet, an entrepreneur in the computer industry, were witness to the incident. Both of these unimpeachable citizens identified Victoria as the accident victim in addition to Dr. Kartnerstrasse."

"Look, Benny, if it's any consolation, it happened so quick, she never saw it comin'. At least she wasn't in any pain."

"Yes, it does say that much, doesn't it," he said. "And not much else."

It was true - three pages long, and it didn't tell him any of the things he desperately wanted to know. "Are you sure you really wanna stir up this mess, Benny?" I asked, trying to warn him against, well, I didn't have the slightest idea what I was trying to warn him against. I guess it was just one of my hunches, that the info he'd be digging up was gonna screw with his mind.

"We'll ask Dr. Kartnerstrasse about it," he said, full of determination. Great. Already I could tell I was going to find myself in a shitload of trouble, poking my nose into places where Internal Affairs would just love to chop it off....

I found a spot and parked the Riv. Neither of us thought to point out to the other that the name Victoria Metcalfe had been going by this time around was Victoria Fraser.


Lilly Kartnerstrasse was at home, or at least in her office. Fraser told the receptionist that he was a friend of Victoria's and it was like magic, we were ushered right in.

The waiting-room we were shown to looked like some sort of museum - a religious museum. There were more crucifixes than you'd find in my crazy Aunt Serose's bedroom, all kinds; fancy scrolly metal ones, hand-carved ones, and simple two-sticks-of-wood-and-some-twine ones. There were statues of martyrs with their hands held out to either side, looking up beseechingly at the heavens - 'course if they were martyrs, nobody was listening to 'em, that's what makes them martyrs. There were even old-fashioned frames with little bits of God-knows-what in them, you could read the plaque on the frame and discover that it was a piece of the body of a saint in there. Kind of creepy if you think about it - some guy does what he feels he's got to do for himself and for his Lord, and gets himself killed for it, and his patella gets worshipped by some religious nut a thousand years later.

But there was one thing that made the place even weirder than it already was - all that junk, all those knick-knacks, and there wasn't a speck of dust in the place - even my Ma doesn't keep her house that spotless, and she prides herself on her housekeeping. I picked up an antique leather-bound Bible and was just about to remark to Fraser how creepy-sanitary the joint was, when somebody sneezed.

Dr. Kartnerstrasse was a wiry old broad, and one of the cleanest-looking people I ever laid eyes on. She was very tiny and neat, in a black suit with a little white, stiff lace collar; her black shoes were shiny patent leather jobs; her makeup perfectly applied to her little monkey face. She sneezed again, like a cat, as if to shame me for raising a cloud of non-existent dust into her air. She said, "Mr. Fraser?"

All of a sudden, I was overtaken with a disgraceful, irrational, but also irresistible desire to do a number on the prim and proper Dr. Kartnerstrasse. Sometimes this happens when I meet someone for the first time and I just can't help myself. Before Benny could identify himself as Mr. Fraser, I said, "Dr. Carter-street?"

"Kart-ner-strass-a." She carefully enunciated the name like someone who was used to having to correct dim lummoxes like me all the time.

"This is one interesting collection ya got here." I could feel myself grinning at her like an idiot.

"Yes."

"These saints' bones...."

"The bones of chickens and rabbits," she dismissed her impressive collection with a wave of one tiny, wrinkled paw; then took a starched, linen hankie out of her sleeve like a magician pulling a bouquet of flowers out of a magic wand and blew her nose delicately, twice. I wondered if she'd throw out the hankie now that it was dirty. "Would you mind, Mr. Fraser, telling me the purpose of your visit? I have patients awaiting my attention."

"I am Benton Fraser," Fraser jumped in before I could embarrass us both any further, "and this is Detective Vecchio. Like you, we were both friends of Ms. Victoria... Fraser." I let that whopper pass as arguing with the Mountie about who was or wasn't a friend of Icky Vickie's ain't a good idea in front of a witness, but don't ever tell me Benton Fraser can't lie.

"Ah. I was her medical adviser and business associate," Dr. Kartnerstrasse corrected him and stood, stiffly, between her crucifixes.

"I didn't hear of her death until earlier today, when Detective Vecchio got the information off the police wire, so I was too late for the inquest. After the funeral, Detective Vecchio and I enquired as to who had made the arrangements for burial."

"Very sad," Dr. Kartnerstrasse said. "She had a small insurance policy to cover expenses and had made her own funerary arrangements. I merely set them in motion after signing the death certificate. Her friend, Ms. Sachet, was supposed to see to the arrangements, but that party was somewhat... indisposed... after the accident. One steps in."

"Very responsible of you, ma'am. Naturally, under the circumstances, I want to learn all I can about the accident."

"If you have read the police report, there is nothing I can tell you that you don't know. I did not actually see the occurrence. I was told she saw a friend of hers across the street and went to cross. She did not make it to the other side. She was dead when I arrived."

"Would she have been conscious at all?"

"I understand she was for a short time, while they carried her into the house."

"In great pain?"

"Not necessarily."

"You are quite certain that it was an accident?"

Dr. Kartnerstrasse put out a hand and straightened a crucifix. "I was not there. My opinion is limited to the cause of death. Have you any reason to be dissatisfied?"

Now, Fraser is always professional about his job, but he can also be somewhat reckless. What we're talking about here is a guy who'd jump off a 60-foot cliff just to make a point. He said, "Some months ago, the police had implicated Victoria in a serious conspiracy to commit grand larceny and murder. It is my opinion that she, herself, might have been murdered - or even killed herself."

"I do not feel competent to pass an opinion on this subject," Dr. Kartnerstrasse said.

"Do you know a Ms. Anna Sachet?"

"She was witness to the incident. I recall her being at the scene."

"But you knew her before...."

Dr. Kartnerstrasse shrugged minutely. "There are a limited number of charitable functions in this city, Mr. Fraser - that does not necessarily lead to an in-depth acquaintance."

Dr. Kartnerstrasse was not only the cleanest, but also the most cautious doctor I ever saw. Her statements were so limited that you could not find the slightest amount of wiggle room in them. If she had been called in to diagnose a case of chicken pox, I get the feeling she would have stated that a rash was present, that the kid's temperature was thus-and-so. She would never have allowed herself to be in error at an inquest hearing.

"Had you been Victoria's doctor for long?" It seemed to me at the time that this prissy old broad was kind of an odd person for Victoria to pick as her doctor. Vickie didn't like authority figures.

"Ms. Fraser first consulted with me last year. I suppose, considering the circumstances, it does no harm to reveal it was a simple matter of a routine checkup. She was a healthy young woman. It is a pity her life was ended in that violent manner."

I thought it seemed like a fitting end to Victoria's life, but I didn't say it.

Fraser sighed. I guess he didn't have else anything worth saying either, because he just said, "Thank you kindly, ma'am, for taking the time to see us." The doctor dipped her chin at us and I swear I heard a creak, which reminded me of an old commercial for dish detergent from when I was a kid - 'so clean, it squeaks!' was the line. "We mustn't keep you from your patients any longer," said Fraser, turning away. He was brought up short by yet another crucifix. It was hanging just at eye level, the arms nailed above the head, the face carved in a horrible wail of agony. "That's a... strange... crucifix," he said.

"Jansenist," Dr. Kartnerstrasse commented, then closed her carefully out-lined, lipsticked mouth sharply as though she had somehow given too much away.

Fraser is always up to collect fresh knowledge to fuel that little computer he has stashed between his ears. "Jansenist?" he pronounced, interested. "Why are the arms above the head?"

Dr. Kartnerstrasse said disapprovingly, "Because wide-open arms would encompass all of humanity, and He died, in their elitist view, only for the select few."


Well, that was pretty much enough for me for one day, so I dropped Fraser off at the Canadian Consulate and went back to my office. I didn't harbor the slightest hope that he'd keep out of trouble, but I had to get back to the twenty-six case files on my desk even if only to look like I was giving them some attention... besides, I have a friend in the C.I.A. I thought I'd drop a line to, just for the heck of it, and I didn't want Benny to know. At any rate, it didn't seem to me that Victoria could hurt Benny all that much from the grave. I honestly thought he'd nose around and satisfy his curiosity, confirming what the cops on the scene had put in their report, and that's it. Whatever Victoria had been up to this time, I was hoping against hope she didn't have enough time to put it in motion before she'd gotten herself offed. It really did seem to me like a case of accidental death. I mean - I wouldn't have just cut him loose like that to get himself or anyone else killed or anything, you know?

He went to his office, shrugging off both his coat and the attentions of Turnbull, who had only about half the facts and was actually pretty worried about Fraser; he did what he could to sooth Turnbull's wrinkled brow and eventually managed to shoo him away, then shut the door behind him. Fraser was exhausted, and dropped onto the only comfortable chair in the room, stretching his legs out in front of him. Within a minute, he had left Chicago far behind and was walking through the woods, ankle-deep in snow. An owl hooted, and he suddenly felt lonely and scared. He was looking for someone, but the woods were so thick and the snow was falling all around him, how could he find anyone in that? He saw a figure and ran towards it, filled with relief and joy at not being alone any more. The figure turned, but it wasn't Victoria at all - just a stranger with long, dark, curly hair, who grinned at him, while the owl hooted again and again. He woke suddenly to hear the telephone ringing on his desk. He lurched for it and picked it up.

The voice of a woman - with a bit of a Southern accent - said, "Is this Constable Benton Fraser?"

"Yes."

"You don't know me," the voice said unnecessarily, "but I was a friend of Victoria Fraser's."

It felt good to hear someone, anyone, say they were a friend of Victoria's, and Fraser warmed towards the stranger immediately even in his half-dazed, newly-awakened state of not-quite-all-there. He said, "Can I meet with you?"

"I'm just around the corner from the Canadian Consulate, at a little restaurant called 'The Old Vienna'. You know... dear Vickie asked me to see that you were all right, that night. I was with her when she passed off this mortal coil."

"Ah... then this would be... Ms. Anna Sachet?"

The voice was, in fact, a low and flirty one, and the laugh Fraser's question brought was pretty damned sexy. "Oh, my; yes it is - but it's pronounced 'Sah-shay,' not 'Satch-ette,' sugar! You just must be some sort of lil,' ole Sherlock Holmes," she said, the accent getting pretty thick all of a sudden.

"Not at all, ma'am - aware as I am that Ms. Anna Sachet and Ms. Carol Jones were with Victoria when she died, I had a 50-50 chance of guessing correctly."

She laughed again. Fraser was really wowing her, and she hadn't even seen him yet, so it wasn't the uniform. "Well, it's about dinnertime, and a lady must eat. Why don't you come on over and I'd be pleased to stand you a hot meal while we talk about Vickie, Ben." This chick was a fast worker, she had him on a first-name basis already.

"How will I know you?"

"Well... I'm wearing a fur coat, and I have long, red hair. Red hair's pretty unusual, don't you think? 'Sides, I'll wave to you when I see you - how many Mounties are going to walk into The Old Vienna tonight, right?" The voice had a load of charm to it and sounded so damned reasonable, that Fraser couldn't help but agree before hanging up. But after he'd hung up, he couldn't help wondering about this Anna Sachet. The only colleagues of Victoria's he'd ever met before had all immediately tried to kill him. Had Victoria really been trying to turn over a new leaf and go straight with these new, respectable associates of her, or was this Anna Sachet going to prove to be yet another of Victoria's criminal associates?

Only one way to find out - he threw on his coat, found the wolf, who he told to mind his manners and he'd be back in an hour or so, then went back out into the cold of Chicago to find a restaurant called The Old Vienna, and Ms. Anna 'Sah-shay.'


"What I am afraid I disliked about her immediately," confessed Benny to me later on, "was her hair. I do hate making these value judgments, but her hair was so obviously a wig - bright red and heavily curled and lacquered. It struck me that there must be something, I don't know... *insincere*... about a woman with that much false hair on her head."

"Yeah, she sounds like a real, live wicked city woman," I said to him, straight-faced.

He shot me a look. "Now, that's just silly, Ray. What I mean to say is that she looked as though she was trying to appear as something other than what she was."

I'd seen Sachet by then and had come to the conclusion that she was a pretty hot-looking chick, with or without the wig, but I could see his point. All that phony Southern belle, clinging-vine charm could get a pretty tired, pretty quick - and what did all that charm cover up? "So you were tellin' me about Sachet."

He picked Anna Sachet out of the crowd of diners easily. She was there making a big deal out of searching the faces of every man who entered the restaurant, her lace-gloved hands folded, lady-like, on the tabletop. She was wearing an amazingly expensive-looking fur coat and had this attitude of dramatic soap-opera expectancy, as if she were awaiting her long-lost love, or a brother she'd been separated from since birth. As Fraser sat down, carefully placing his hat on the table, she said, "Oh, I'm so pleased you decided to accept my invitation!"

"Ms. Sachet, you knew Victoria Fraser?" Benny cut to the chase.

"I'm probably the one person who knew her best!" but Sachet added after a slight pause, after she registered her error, "well, excepting of course for yourself, my dear."

Fraser ducked his head. "It is funny you should say that," he said. "Because I have already come to the conclusion that I never knew her at all."

"Oh, now, honey; you're just depressed. What you need is a hot toddy to take the chill off. I ordered myself a 'Warm Daddy' - just what every little girl needs on a cold night like this."

Fraser, as usual, ignored any offer of a drink that contained alcohol. "Tell me how she died."

"As I said on the phone, I was with her. We came down the front stairs together, and Vickie saw a friend she knew across the street - she said something like, 'oh, look, that's Jonesy!' Well, of course I found out later that the woman's name was Jones. So Vickie waved to her friend and started across the street to her - when a taxi came tearing around the corner and just knocked that poor girl right off her feet. I felt so badly for that poor cabdriver; it's true, he shouldn't have been driving so fast what with the ice and all, but Vickie has to share the blame...."

"I'd heard somewhere that she'd died instantaneously."

"I do wish she had, the poor little thing. She died before the ambulance showed up, though."

"She could speak, then?"

"Yes! Even though she was in such awful agony, she worried about you."

"What did she say?"

"My goodness, I was so nervous and upset. I can't give you the exact words she spoke, Ben... may I call you 'Ben'? Vickie always called you that when she spoke of you. I feel I know you already. Well, let me see... she wanted me to tell you that she loved you; always had and always would. She made me promise to tell you that...."

"But then why didn't she contact me? Before...?"

"She couldn't! Not until she'd made it right, she said. I met her at a charitable function - we were both involved in the Feed The World Project. She headed several charitable organizations. She said she was trying to help mankind where she'd only hurt it, used it, before. And when she'd redressed the balance of the scales, and could live with herself again, only then could she show her face to the world she'd so wronged - to the man she'd so wronged." Sachet sniffed tearfully... and took a lady-like sip of her hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps.

Now, me, I would have wondered if this was Anna Sachet's line of bull, or if she was just regurgitating the line of bull Vickie'd fed her; but Benny was reassured by this little tale of redemption. It was exactly what he would have wanted for Vickie - a change of heart. The only thing he would have changed in this Perfect World scenario would be Vickie not coming to him for help right off the bat - and of course, her not getting killed.

"You said you knew her well." Fraser, for once in his straight-arrow life, was playing it cagey.

"Yes. We got on with each other right off, told each other all our little secrets; you know, girl-talk. I felt as if I'd known her for years."

"Then you knew about her... background?"

"If you mean about the time she spent incarcerated... yes, I knew about that. But Vickie had it in her to transcend all that - she was one of the finest people I ever met."

"It is because of that background that I'm suspicious of the circumstances of her death."

"Oh, now, sweetie; don't you be getting yourself in a tizzy. It's all very simple; accidents do happen!"

"I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to investigate the particulars of her death... and her life."

Sachet turned her head sharply and the wig shifted very slightly, showing a bit more of her forehead. There was a sheen of sweat there, but then she was wearing a heavy wig and a sable coat in a warm room. She said, "Nothing can bring Victoria back."

"I'm going to start working backwards from her death. You were there, as well as Ms. Jones and the cabdriver. You could give me their addresses."

"I don't know the cabdriver's."

"I can get it from my contact in the Chicago police."

"I'm quite a rich woman," Sachet said. "I promised Vickie I'd look after you...."

"You needn't worry about money," Fraser said. "But I will make a bet with you - Canadian dollars against American dollars - that there's more than mere accident to Victoria Metcalfe's death."

That was a just shot in the dark on Fraser's part, but he was having one of my hunches, and this time it didn't feel so good. Sachet had her Warm Daddy half-way to her lips and Fraser watched her. The shot apparently went wide; a steady hand held the cup to the mouth and Sachet took a long, satisfied swallow. Then she put down the cup and said, "How do you mean 'more than mere accident?'"

"A year and a half ago, Victoria was involved with people who made a career out of being in violation of the law - people who would have killed her without a thought. She survived that experience handily. But now, even as she struggled to get her life in order, to associate herself with respectable people, to perhaps pay her debt to society; she dies in a street accident?" As he spoke, he thought that maybe Sachet wasn't as unaffected by his wild statement as she looked. He knew from experience that it's only in the movies that the bad guy drops a glass, showing everybody how guilty he is. More likely a real 'bad guy' goes in the other direction, acting too calm when confronted. Sachet had drunk her Warm Daddy like she didn't have a care in the world, and, more importantly, hadn't batted an eyelash when Benny had called Victoria by her real name, "Metcalfe," not Fraser.

"Well...," she took another sip, "...of course I wish you luck, though I don't for a minute think there's anything to find. Accidents do happen. But just you ask me if there's anything at all I can do for you, honey."

"I want Ms. Jones' address."

"Surely. I'll write that down for you. Here it is, her office address and number. Oh, and sugar? I put my address and number just underneath. I'm serious about wanting to help you; you just call me any lil' ole time it comes into your head now, y'hear?" She smiled one of her Southern belle smiles, the charm carefully painted onto her lips and cheeks and eyelids. "Now you be sure to keep in touch!" As he reached for his hat, she leaned across the table and slid her lace-gloved hand over his, looking deeply into his eyes. "I'm so very happy to have met you; Victoria's secret love! Imagine!" and her other hand smoothed her wig as she spoke. That smile followed him all the way out of the restaurant, he could feel it burning into the exposed nape of his neck, just under his hat brim.


Benny sat on a hard chair at his desk in the dark. He had some time to think, he was calmer now than before. When the light snapped on overhead, he didn't even turn to take a look; he knew who was there by the scent of her perfume. No, that was wrong - she didn't wear perfume, she didn't like perfume - and yet there was still that signature scent immediately identifying who stood in the doorway, her hand still on the light switch.

It was not until she spoke, "Constable Fraser?" that he looked up at the face that watched him from across the room.

It wasn't that she was beautiful, he patiently explained to me, when I teased him about it. She just had an honest face; dark hair and eyes which in that light looked brown; a wide forehead, a small mouth that wasn't trying to charm him.

She said, "For God's sake, Fraser, what are you doing, sitting alone in the dark? If your wolf hadn't been in the hall, nose pressed up against your door, I'd never have known you were here."

The wolf poked his head around the door and whined a question at Fraser.

"Quisling," was his reply. The wolf withdrew.

There are some people, he explained to me carefully, that you just automatically recognize as a friend. You can be at ease with them because you know that with them, you will never be in danger. "That was Margaret Thatcher," he said, and I asked him if he was out of his mind. All the crap she'd heaped on him, firing him, yelling at him, making him wear a dead animal-hat on his hea - but that was just the job, Ray, he explained. That wasn't *her*. The real Margaret Thatcher had been slowly revealed as time went on, just as he knew she would be.

She looked at him sharply, searching his face, and stated, "I am going to make you a cup of tea."

"I'd like a cup," he said, but if there was one thing he didn't want at the moment, it was tea. He followed her to the Canadian Consulate's employee lounge, empty at that hour, and watched her while she made it. She made it, of course, all wrong, like everybody does today: the water not quite boiling, styrofoam cups, American tea bags that tasted like little bags of sawdust. He remember his mother making tea, with real Indian tea leaves in a teapot, and real cream. Thatcher said, "I've never quite understood the attraction of tea. I've never really liked it - I suppose it gives your hands something warm to hold."

He sucked down his cupful like it was medicine and watched her carefully sip at hers. He said, "I suppose you want to talk about Victoria."

It was one of those awful moments; he could see her mouth stiffen to meet it.

"If you want to."

"You've read the report. The *reports*," he amended. That neatly covered the "Death of a Canadian Citizen on Foreign Soil" paperwork Turnbull had stuffed, in triplicate, in the Inspector's in-box earlier that day; plus the flurry of Victoria-related reports she'd found waiting for her upon taking command of the Consulate eighteen months ago.

"Yes."

"I met her some ten years ago, saved her life, then destroyed it by arresting her."

"She had committed the crime...."

"Yes. She had. So justice prevailed. Then she came to Chicago after serving out her eight-year sentence."

"Only to commit another crime. Or a series of crimes, rather. Remember that, Ben; she didn't have to do what she did."

"Didn't she?"

"She was intelligent and self-motivated - she had what it took to go straight. She chose not to."

Now, Benny is the kind of guy who can talk your ear off for hours about whether humanity has Free Will or if Predestination is the ticket; but you know these philosophical arguments always just boil down to opinion in the end. He smiled at her. "She may have chosen to go straight this time, you know."

Thatcher shrugged. "I read of her many charitable works in the report. Surprising. Amazing how quickly she was able to set it all up."

"She tried to use her talents for good, instead of evil," Benny said, like a character from one of those old pulp novels where the Mountie always gets his man. I sometimes wonder if he's spoofing himself, or if he really means the things he says.

"If you can think of her that way now, it's all to the good, don't you think? What's the use of torturing yourself otherwise?"

"I loved her."

Thatcher took that like the little trooper she is, but there is a limit to what anyone can take. "But she's gone now. There's nothing really for us to talk about, is there?"

"Everything. The police would have arrested Victoria if they'd known who she was, their feelings about her charitable works notwithstanding."

Thatcher digested that along with her tea. "Ten years ago, you arrested Ms. Metcalfe, your feelings notwithstanding. Despite Mr. Vecchio's carefully worded police report on the incident, I... I somehow got the feeling that... I suspected that...."

"...that I wasn't trying to arrest Victoria on the train station that day." With that statement, Benny looked her straight in the eye, neither confirming or denying her suspicions.

Thatcher stared right back, as if daring him to try and finesse her. She finally said, "That's over and done with, too. We'll put my 'methinks he doth protest too much' misgivings down to Mr. Vecchio's obnoxious style of police-report writing and let it go. But... but I can't help wondering, useless as it may be to do so; I cannot help but wonder just what would have happened if history repeated itself a third time. If she weren't dead, and you were given the opportunity to arrest her again - what would you do?"

He had no answer for her. He didn't know himself. So instead he said, "I'll walk you out."

The dark was complete; the snow had started coming down again, in gentle drifts. Dief close by his side, he watched her from a distance as her cab pulled away, her head silhouetted in the back seat against the glow of the city lights shining through the snowfall.


As I see it, at this point Benny could have cut his losses and knocked off, secure in the knowledge that he'd done his civic duty and confirmed that Victoria Fraser, ne Metcalfe, had died an accidental death. He had shown an unhealthy curiosity, but you couldn't say it had developed into terminal curiosity yet. The wall of lies someone had taken the trouble to build was smooth as glass, and he hadn't been able to get any kind of a grip on it yet, to pull himself over it. He could have gone home with the wolf and slept the sleep of a man who'd laid his worries to rest. Unfortunately for him - and there would always be times the rest of his life when he would regret his decision - he chose to visit Victoria's apartment building. He debated for a moment whether or not to first visit Ms. Jones, but decided to visit the scene of the accident instead. The police report had quoted one guy who'd claimed to be Victoria's upstairs neighbor, who'd said he'd witnessed the accident - but who hadn't really said all that much in the end, claiming he was late for a business appointment after making his statement, refusing to elaborate on his answers to the cops' questions. There had been other witnesses, more cooperative ones, so the uniforms had pretty much cut this guy loose.

Victoria's nameplate was still on her mailbox - seeing "V. Fraser" gave him quite a turn, even though he knew she'd been using his name. "H. Koch" was the name on the apartment above hers. Benny rang the buzzer.

Maybe the little guy - his name was Howie - had had a good day at the office, or maybe it was just a Mountie in full, red-suited, parade regalia, wolf by his side, struck him as funny, but when Fraser rang his doorbell, he was friendly and ready to have a chat, and invited them both right in. He had just had his dinner, there was a dirty dish and a half-glass of orange juice on a table that also held a partially-completed model of a ship. "Nice dog. So, your last name's 'Fraser,' too , huh? Ex-husband?" the guy said. "She musta still been carryin' the torch. She had, like, an 8-by-10 of you in her apartment. No offense, buddy - I mean, I never scored with her or nothing, but you can't blame a guy for tryin'. I helped her bring her stuff up from the laundry room once and got as far as the living-room. After I dropped her laundry, she didn't exactly encourage me to hang around. She had a picture of you framed on her desk, so I figured, hey, she's got a boyfriend, and he looks like he could take me apart, so I didn't push it, you know?"

Now, Fraser didn't know whether to be depressed or happy that Vickie had kept a photo of him in her living-room, so he dismissed it from his mind and concentrated on asking some pertinent questions. "You told the police that you were a witness to the accident?"

Our boy Howie gave that a thought and apparently decided it was safe to talk to this one. "Well, yeah. You know, I may be the only one who wasn't directly involved who actually saw it. Though, to be fair, I didn't really see it, I heard it. See, I was gluing a hatch on the Potemkin here," and he gestured to the model ship on the table, "and I had the window open. You open the window or you get pretty high with this glue, see? So I heard the brakes put on and the sound of the skid, and I got to the window in time to see them carry her body to the building."

"But didn't you give evidence to the police?"

"Hey, she was a good-looking woman, but I hardly knew her. I didn't need to get my butt dragged down to the station, it bein' an accident and all. Besides, I didn't really see it, like I said."

"Was she in great pain?"

"Buddy, she was dead. I looked right down from that window there and saw her face. I know when someone is dead or not. It's kinda my business. I work at Paederman and Son - the biggest mortuary in Chicago. I'm in Sales."

"But the others say that she didn't die at once."

"Maybe they just don't know death like I do."

"She was dead, of course, when the doctor arrived. The doctor herself told me that."

"I'm tellin' ya, she was dead right off. You can take that to the bank, buddy."

"I really think, Mr. Koch, that you should give the police this evidence."

"Oh, for cryin' out - gimme a break! Why should I get involved? I wasn't the only one there!"

"What do you mean?"

"There were the three women who helped carry her into the house. You know, you ain't supposed to move someone who's been in an accident; but then she was dead already, so I guess it didn't--"

"*Three* women? I had assumed the driver was a man."

"Oh, the cabby didn't move from behind the wheel! He was a nervous wreck; I saw him later, shakin' like a leaf!"

"Three women...." It was like suddenly, while fingering that glass wall, he had found himself maybe not a crack, but a rough patch that hadn't been smoothed over by the builders. "Could you describe the women?"

But good old Howie wasn't trained to observe the living; only the one in the fur coat and the red wig had attracted his attention - the other two were just women in bulky winter coats with their heads down, bent over the body. He had seen them from the second floor; they had not looked up, and he had quickly looked away and closed the window, realizing it might not be such a bright idea to be witnessing this.

"So there really was no evidence for me to give."

No evidence, Benny thought, no evidence! He no longer doubted that Vickie's death had been a murder. Why else had he been lied to about the moment of death? Had someone wanted to shut him up with a tender story of Victoria's final words of love? And the third woman? Who was she?

He said, "Did you see Victoria go out?"

"No."

"Did you hear a scream?"

"Only the brakes screamed, buddy, only the brakes."

It occurred to Fraser that there was nothing - except the word of Jones and Sachet and the cabby - to prove that in fact Vickie had been killed at that precise moment. There was the medical evidence, but that could not prove more than that she had died, say, within a half-hour or so. "I think," said Fraser more to himself than to Howie, "I think there is a very good chance that Victoria was murdered."

"Murdered?" Howie's buddy-buddy attitude disappeared real quick. He said, "Whaddaya mean, murder? No, don't tell me, just get out. Both of you." He hustled Benny and Dief out the door into the hall, and his last words before slamming it shut behind him were, "It's none of my business, ya get me?" Poor old Howie - sometimes you don't get to choose your own business, it chooses you.

Still Fraser couldn't let it go. He stopped by the building super's office and inquired after the apartment that he'd heard had just opened up on the first floor. The super, a tired-looking old guy in a droopy pair of coveralls with a cigarette hanging off his lip, didn't question where Benny'd heard about the place; it's an old trick in the apartment-hunting game to read the obituaries for tips on openings. "We don't take pets," the super said, staring at Diefenbaker.

"That's all right, he's not interested in the rental," Fraser told him.

Apparently that made it okay, because the super got the keys and led the way into the apartment that had been Victoria's. Even through the cigarette smoke dribbling from the super's lip, Benny caught a whiff of that scent he always associated with Victoria - clean and cold and fresh. It seemed weird that a woman's scent could cling in the folds of a curtain so long after the woman herself was dead, decayed, gone.

The living-room was bare - too bare, it seemed to Benny. A couch, a desk - the framed photo, gone. There was no dust and no papers, either on the desk or in the wastepaper basket. The parquet reflected the light like a mirror. The super opened the door and showed him the bedroom; the bed neatly made with clean sheets. In the bathroom, no shampoo bottles, no used soap; nothing to show that mere days before, a living woman had occupied the premises. Only the cigarette smoke hanging in the air gave a sense of occupation, and that was nothing to do with Victoria at all.

"My wife did a good job on the place," the super said, "it's ready to lease; furnished or non-furnished, whatever you want."

The super's wife certainly had done a good job. After a death, there should have been more litter left than this. A person can't go suddenly and unexpectedly on her longest journey without forgetting this or that, without leaving a bill unpaid, an official form unanswered, a dog-eared magazine left by a chair. "I understood the previous tenant fell victim to an unfortunate accident, sir. Were there no papers left behind?"

"She was a good tenant, very tidy. Her waste-paper basket was full, and her desk, but her friend took all that away."

"Her friend? Ah, the woman with the red hair?"

"Yeah, that would be her - hey! You interested in the place or not?"

"Interested, yes. But I don't wish to rent it, thank you." With that, Benny excused himself. Later, when I was questioning him, I asked, "Did you see anyone on the stairs, or in the street outside?"

"Nobody." He is usually really good about stuff like that, so I believed him. He said, "I noticed how quiet and dead the street looked. The snow had only just stopped falling and the moon was out, shining on the snow-covered cars. It was so very silent. I could hear my boots creaking as I walked."

"Of course, there is the laundry room in the basement where anybody who followed you could have hidden. The snow would have filled in their footprints."

"Yes."

"Jeez, Benny - what would that famous Real Man, Benjamin Fraser, think, you not bein' able to tell someone was trackin' ya?" Whenever I remind him about Mr. Wiener, that poor, harassed rep from Boxbush Books, Ltd., Benny goes pink with annoyance, embarrassment or shame; pick one.

True to form, Fraser had been driving Wiener crazy, and he wasn't even trying. When he got to his apartment that night, Mr. Mustafi gave him a desperate letter that had been couriered over from the Consulate. The envelope said: To B. Fraser. URGENT!

"Dear Mr. Fraser. I have been trying to get in touch with you all day," Wiener wrote. "It is essential that we get together and work out a proper program for you, working around your appearances at the convention center. This morning by telephone, I arranged lectures for you in Oak Park and Wheaton, but I have to have your consent on the subjects, so that I can get a program hand-out printed up. I suggest two subjects: "The Real Man, Cast Adrift In The Modern World" (you are very respected as the founder of the Real Man movement in Canada, but please keep the misogenic comments down, as we've found many women buy your books as gifts for the men in their lives) and "Rediscovering the Roots of Our Manhood." The same lectures could be given in New York and Boston a month from now. Apart from this, there are a great many people who would like to meet you, and I want to arrange a book-signing for next week." The letter ended on a hectoring note. "You will be at the chat tomorrow afternoon, won't you? We all expect you at 3:00 and, I don't have to say, look forward to your arrival with great anticipation. I will send a car for you at 2:45 sharp."

Fraser read the letter and, figuring he'd get this nonsense straightened out tomorrow, went to bed.


Fraser spent the morning in his office, going over the reports of the inquest I'd sent over to him, which if Welsh finds out I did, I'm in deep trouble, even deeper than usual. It was lunch time when he reached Carol Jones' office without calling first - once again, declaring himself a friend of Victoria's got him into the place like he had an 'E' ticket.

Carol Jones proved to be a pleasant-looking older woman with straight, gray hair and a worried, kindly face with wide, concerned eyes; the kind of humanitarian who turns up to help out at a plague or a civil war or a refugee camp before anyone else even knows the place exists in the first place. Her warm, firm handshake went far to put Fraser at ease. He felt he might actually get trustworthy answers from her.

"Any friend of Victoria's is a friend of mine," Jones said. "I've heard of you, of course."

"From Victoria?"

"Well, yes - once I asked her why she did what she did, went to such great lengths for the Feed The World Project, the Rumanian Orphan Fund, that chain of A.I.D.S. hospices; my goodness, at least a half-dozen other causes she ran like a rat on a treadmill to find funding for - and she said, simply, 'I'm doing it for Ben Fraser.' Funny, I'd always assumed from the way she said it that Ben Fraser had, well, passed on. Are you her brother? Husband?"

"I was a friend. You were there, weren't you? If you could just tell me about Victoria's death."

"It was horrible," Jones said. "I was just crossing the street to go to Victoria. She and Ms. Sachet were on the opposite sidewalk. Maybe if I hadn't started across the street, she'd have stayed where she was. But she saw me and stepped straight off to meet me, and this taxi - it was terrible, terrible. The cab driver tried to brake, but with all that ice he didn't stand a chance. Will you have a drink, Mr. Fraser? I think I will. I relive it every time I think about it." She said as she splashed the soda into her Scotch, "Despite the fact that I've been all over the world, in some awful places, I've never seen someone killed violently right in front of my eyes before."

"Was the other woman in the taxi?"

Jones took a long drink and then measured what was left in her glass with her tired, kindly eyes. "What woman do you mean, Mr. Fraser?"

"I was told there was another woman there."

"I don't know how you got that idea. There were just the three of us - me and Ms. Sachet and the driver. Oh, you must mean the doctor, Victoria's doctor was a woman. Is that who you mean, Mr. Fraser?"

"No. I spoke to a man who witnessed the accident, and he said he saw three women and the driver. This was long before the doctor and the ambulance arrived."

"No one said that at the inquest."

"He didn't want to get involved."

"That's terrible! It was his duty to speak up!" Jones brooded sadly over her glass. "It's an odd thing, Mr. Fraser, with accidents. You'll never get two reports that coincide. Why, even Ms. Sachet and I disagreed about the details. The thing happens so suddenly, you don't notice things, until bang! crash! Then you have to reconstruct, remember. I expect your witness got too tangled up trying to sort out what happened before and after, to distinguish the four of us."

"The four?"

"I was counting Victoria. What else did he see, Mr. Fraser?"

"Nothing of interest - except he says Victoria was dead when she was carried into the apartment building."

"Well, she was dying - not much difference there. Won't you have a drink, Mr. Fraser?"

"No, I don't think I will."

"Well, I think I will have another. I was very fond of dear Victoria, Mr. Fraser, and I don't like talking about this." The phone rang, and Jones drained her glass. "Hello," she said. "Why, yes." Then she sat with the receiver at her ear and an expression of sad patience, while some voice a long way off droned on. "Yes," she said once. Her eyes were on Fraser's face, but he got the feeling she was looking beyond him; flat and tired and kindly, she might have been gazing out across an ocean. She said, "You did quite right," in a tone of approval, and then, sharply, "Of course they'll be delivered. I gave you my word. Good-bye."

She put the receiver down and dragged her hand across her forehead like she had the weight of the world on her shoulders. She seemed distracted, as if she were trying to remember something she had to do. Fraser asked, "Is there anyone you can think of who might wish to see some harm befall Victoria?"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Victoria. Can you think of anyone who might profit from her untimely demise?"

"Oh, no!" Jones said. "No. That's quite impossible. She was a well-respected person in the community. She had a great sense of duty and a genuine love of the down-trodden. Such a loss, a very great loss."

"Yes, ma'am," Fraser said.


Fraser wandered, distracted, back to the Canadian Consulate. The picture Carol Jones had painted of Victoria was so far out-of-whack with the one Fraser had of her, that it was bothering him something fierce. What was worse, he felt like he was betraying Victoria by not believing a word of it. Aren't you supposed to believe the best of the person you love, give them the benefit of the doubt no matter what? And that was another thing - for ten years, he had thought of Victoria Metcalfe as the love of his life, but now she was dead - did that mean he had to go on loving her forever? Or would he prove to be as fickle as any other guy and go find himself another love of his life?

He went up the stairs thinking to hide out in his office, only to bump into Thatcher on her way down. Him on the lower step and her two steps up put her at about eye-level with him, and she stared into his face with some concern. "You look terrible," Ms. Tact said, then, "Come along!" Never looking back, never doubting he was following her for a minute, she went back to her office. He stood at attention as he had so many times before when she'd chewed him out, but this time she waved him into the chair in front of her desk as she picked up her phone. "Ovitz! Cancel my luncheon appointment and hold all calls."

Next thing you know, he found himself telling her about all the people he'd seen since yesterday, when he'd found out about Victoria's fatal accident. "I was not impressed with Ms. Sachet, but Lilly Kartnerstrasse has an international reputation and seems an unimpeachable witness," he told her, "and Ms. Jones, I actually liked her upon meeting her - but the trouble is, if they are right, then Mr. Koch is wrong, and that just doesn't make sense."

"I think I missed something - who's this Koch when he's at home?"

Fraser explained how he had gone to Victoria's apartment building and the scene of the accident and described his interview with Koch and his story of the third woman.

"If it's true," she said, "it's very important."

"But it proves nothing. After all, Mr. Koch backed out of the inquest; so might this third woman."

"That's scarcely the point," she said. "Don't you get it? It means that they lied; Sachet and Jones. It's one thing to soft-pedal, letting you think her last words were about you; that could be construed as a kindness. But it's another thing entirely to omit the presence of a witness of a possible manslaughter in a deposition to the police."

"They might have lied so as not to embarrass or inconvenience this third woman - if she was a friend."

"Yes, but where's this woman Jones' honesty then?"

"I confess, I don't quite know what to do next. Mr. Koch was most uncooperative; he literally threw me and Diefenbaker out of his apartment."

"Well, he won't throw *me* out," she said, a fire in her eye. "I can be very persuasive when I want to be."

"I don't doubt that for a second," Fraser said. Sometimes you just gotta love The Dragon Lady... when she's in your corner, that is.

They walked to the apartment building together; the snow had been pushed to the sides of the streets by the Chicago Snow Removal guys, making it easier to drive, but creating mountains at every street corner for the pedestrians to scramble over. You'd think pedestrians don't pay taxes, too. Panting with the exertion of yet another mini-ascent, Thatcher gasped, "Is it far?"

"Not at all. Do you see that crowd of people up ahead? It's somewhere near there." The group milled about, spread out. When they got closer, Fraser said, "That's the building. What do you suppose that is, a political demonstration?"

"Perhaps someone's being evicted...." Thatcher stopped. She said thoughtfully, "Who else did you tell about Mr. Koch."

"Only you, and a somewhat more oblique reference to Ms. Jones. Why?"

She had her eyes fixed on the crowd. "Oh, dear," she said, and took his arm. He felt her small, gloved hand clutch at him, he felt her strength and her fear; he put his hand over hers. They walked slowly towards the crowd, the snow sticking to their boots. It wasn't a political demonstration, no one was carrying a sign and no one was giving a speech. When they reached the fringes of the crowd, he knew for certain that it was the right apartment building. Some guy looked at him and said, "Are you another one of them?"

"What?"

"The cops."

"No. What are they doing?"

"They've been in and out, in and out."

"What are you waiting for?"

"They're gonna bring him out."

"Who?"

"Someone said the guy on the second floor." The vague horror that Benny'd been feeling since he first sighted the crowd threatened to engulf him, and he found his hand tightening over Thatcher's in return. He said, "What has he done?"

"It ain't what he did. It's that he's dead. It might be murder!"

"The man on the second floor?"

"Yeah!"

A little kid, a squirt with a runny nose in a stocking cap, came skipping up to Benny's new buddy and pulled on his hand. "Daddy! Daddy! I seen them!"

"What'd ya see, honey?"

"I saw blood on the tiles! I heard them talking through the grate!"

"The kid's a pistol, ain't he? What'd they say, honey?"

"The man who runs the building said a big man came by yesterday, and the cops wanted to know what he looked like!"

"Oh, so they do think it's murder! I mean, why would a guy go down to the laundry room just to cut his own throat, right?"

"Daddy?"

"Yes, honey?"

The kid stared up at Benny, little red nose running, and said, "This is a big man, too; isn't he, Daddy?"

Benny's buddy gave a big laugh that caused a dozen heads to turn. "Lissen to the kid, willya?" he said. "He thinks you did it just because you're a big guy. A basketball team comes through here, and the kid'll be hidin' under the daybed for a week!"

"Daddy! Daddy! They're comin' out!"

A crowd of uniforms surrounded the covered stretcher which they cautiously guided down the stairs, careful not to slide on the packed snow, and into the ambulance parked outside. This block had seen more action in the past week than it'd seen the previous fifty years. The building super came stumbling down the steps after them, cigarette still attached to lip, and he looked around with a hopeless, tired gaze at the crowd of strangers, looking from face to face. Thinking quick, Thatcher tugged at Benny's arm, and when he glanced down at her, she hissed, "Brush the show off my shoe!" Uncomprehending, he bent to the task - and saw at his own eyes' level the evil, cold-blooded gnome-gaze of the snot-nosed kid.

Thatcher tugged at his arm again, this time to indicate her desire to leave. Walking back down the street, he looked back one more time. The kid was pulling at his father's hand and Benny could see the lips forming around those syllables like the chorus from a grim old blues song, "Daddy! Daddy!"

Thatcher said to him, "Your Mr. Koch has been murdered. Time for a chat with Detective Vecchio, I think." Bless her. They walked away as quickly as the snow would let them. His mind was going a mile a minute, so he paid no attention when she said to him, "Koch was telling the truth. There was a third woman," and was still working his way through the guilt a little later when she said, "It must have been murder. You don't kill someone to hide anything less."

He had snapped out of it somewhat when they reached the Canadian Consulate - without thinking, they had retraced their steps. Insisting that Thatcher had no part in this 'at-tall,' he shooed her into the Consulate, promising her that he would go directly to the 27 District Building in Area 7, and my desk. Before she left him, she said, "For heaven's sake, take a cab, have the Consulate re-imburse you." No greater love hath a superior officer for her subordinate than to offer to pay him back for traveling expenses to his own lynching.

The poor, Canadian, yutz-in-a-hat who was standing sentry outside the Consulate looked rigid with cold, but he was human, he had a face, one of those honest, open Mountie faces. The third woman had no face; only the top of a head seen from a second-story window. Fraser turned just as what had to be an unmarked cop car pulled up to the curb with a screech, and a big guy who had 'plain-clothes detective' written all over him stepped out of the car, came forward, grabbed Fraser's arm, and said, "Get in the car, sir." He threw open the door and firmly guided Fraser into the back seat. Fraser surrendered without protest, he knew the investigators would have to have their curiosity as to his part in this satisfied eventually, might as well be now as later. He really would have preferred to turn himself in, it would have looked better, but it was not to be.

The driver drove too fast for safety on the frozen street, and Fraser protested politely. All he got was a sullen grunt and a muttered sentence containing the word 'orders.'

To Fraser's alarm, the car pulled up to a building he did not recognize. The driver led the way up a couple of flights of stairs; he rang the bell of a fancy-looking double-door, and Fraser was aware of voices chattering away on the other side of it. He turned to the driver and said, "Excuse me sir, but what...?" but the driver was halfway down the stairs, and the double-doors were opening. His eyes were dazzled from the darkness by the lights inside; he heard, but he could hardly see, someone bearing down on him. "Oh, Mr. Fraser, we have been so anxious, but better late than never. I'm Leonard Weiner," the figure said, confident that Fraser knew who the heck Leonard Weiner was. "Let me introduce you to Ms. Wilbraham, president of the Dearborn Street Book Club, and Mr. Meyersdorf, our host." Fraser's eyes were getting used to the light, so he could just make out that Weiner was a skinny little guy with a neatly trimmed beard and a nervous twitch in one eye.

A buffet with coffee cups and a steaming urn of coffee; a woman doling out paper plates of bundt cake and plastic forks; some young guys smiling so much, they looked liked sixth-graders who'd been sprung from school for a really fun outing; a woman in black who stared at him with hostility; and, huddled in the background, a hoary-looking gang of earnest, cheery book-reading types. Fraser looked around, but the door had closed behind him. He was trapped.

He said desperately to Mr. Wiener, "Excuse me? I'm sorry, but--"

"Don't think any more about it," Mr. Wiener said. "One cup of coffee and then let's go on to the discussion, shall we? We have a very good gathering this afternoon, some new faces. They'll keep you on your toes, Mr. Fraser." One of the young guys stuck a cup of coffee in his hand, the other poured the half-and-half before he could say he wanted it black. The younger guy breathed into his ear, "Afterwards, would you minding signing one of your books for me, Mr. Fraser?" The woman in black came charging up and said, "I don't care if Mr. Meyersdorf does hear me, Mr. Fraser, I want to make it perfectly clear that I don't like your books, I don't approve of them. The idea that man's status has descended in modern times as women's status has ascended is positively Neanderthal!"

"Well, that's the point, my dear," said a man who Fraser assumed was Meyersdorf. "But this will keep 'til question time."

"I'm sure that Mr. Fraser doesn't mind honest criticism, him being a Real Man and all."

"Drink up, drink up," Wiener said and hustled him through into another room where a bunch of college kids - fraternity geeks by the look of them - were already sitting at the edges of their seats, in a semi-circle of chairs set up around a raised dais.

Fraser couldn't tell me much about the meeting of the Dearborn Street Book Club, his mind was still in a daze with the death he suspected was his own fault; when he looked at the crowd he half expected the drippy-nosed kid to pop up, yelling, "Daddy! Daddy!", pointing the mittened finger of blame at him. He vaguely remembered Wiener starting off the meeting by touching lightly on "the technique of writing one's non-fiction experience of self-discovery, the use of the first person as point of view, the passage of time as an 'encapsulation of experience device'" - then he opened the meeting to questions from the audience.

"It was very odd, Ray," Fraser confessed to me, looking worried. "They all knew me, calling me 'Mr. Fraser' and even 'Ben,' but I still had the distinct impression it was a case of mistaken identity. Every time I was on the verge of protesting that they'd somehow gotten hold of the wrong man, they'd ask me a question about survival in the Canadian woods that I could answer, so I'd be back to wondering if perhaps they did know who I was, I'd just missed a communique along the line. They were so enthusiastic, it seemed a breach of etiquette to quell their enthusiasm with the cold, hard fact that I didn't know what they were on about."

Enthusiastic, yeah - the frat boys greeted virtually every sentence Fraser uttered with a round of Arsenio-Hall-style 'woof-woof-woof' yells, wind-milling their fists in the air as they barked; that sure didn't do a lot for his nerves.

Naturally it wasn't until after the fact that Fraser got the 411 on what was going on. Benjamin Fraser, the founder of the Real Man movement in Canada and writer of a half-dozen best-selling non-fiction books - well, best-selling in Canada, anyways - was supposed to do a little book tour in the states to drum up his U.S. sales. He had to opt out due to breaking both his legs during one of his communes with Mom Nature. Seems upper management-types remove a thousand bucks from their expensive leather wallets and give it to this other Fraser, whereupon he takes them into the woods and they sit around getting primitive for the weekend; beating on drums and chanting. Go figure. When the medics evacuated him to the hospital on a helicopter, he was so pumped full of painkillers that he told everybody he was a little teapot, short and stout; so you can't really blame the guy for forgetting to tell them he couldn't make the book tour. Every time the Consulate got a message for Mr. B. Fraser, Turnbull sent it on to Benny - who had been too wrapped up in his investigation of Victoria's death to pay attention.

He missed the first question altogether, but luckily Wiener jumped in with the answer. Then a guy wearing a Bulls jacket said, with the kind of passionate interest you'd think he'd reserve for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, "Fraser! You writing another book? Because I gotta tell you, your stuff really helps me put the little woman in her place."

This caused a general disturbance among the crowd, several of the woman actually booing, the frat boys barking.

"Uh, no - no. I'm not writing a book. In fact--"

Another question from another questioner. "Mr. Fraser, could you tell us who has been the chief influence in your life?"

"Ah. Well, my father - although, actually, to be honest, it wasn't until he passed on and I read his journals that--"

"Oh! So you could say that your literary style as a diarist charting the day-to-day occurrences in your life on the way to a deep philosophical awakening had its beginnings in your own father's journals. Fascinating. That's fascinating." Some of the student-types in the audience quickly wrote this down.

It went on like this for some time. There was a general outburst when the woman in black who had accosted Fraser earlier said something insulting about 'penis-bearers' under her breath, and one of frat boys heard her and said something unprintable back. Amid the twittering and barking, Benny sat gloomily back and thought about the snow, the stretcher, the tired face of the building super. He thought, if I had never asked questions, would Mr. Koch still be alive? How had he benefitted Victoria by supplying another victim - a victim sacrificed to lessen the fear of the killer; but who? Anna Sachet, Carol Jones, Dr. Lilly Kartnerstrasse? None of them seemed up to the murder in the laundry room; he knew it's a lot easier to pull a trigger and kill from a distance than to slit someone's throat at close quarters. He could hear the kid with the drippy nose saying, "I saw blood on the tiles!" and a figure turned towards him a blank face without features, the third woman.

Fraser told me he had no idea how he got through the rest of the meeting. The next thing he knew, Wiener was making a little speech about what it honor it was to have such a famous writer in their midst, let's all give him a hand. Then one of the young guys led him to a table stacked with books and told him to sign them. "One book per member."

"What? What do you want me to do?"

"Just a signature, 'Ben Fraser' or 'B. Fraser' will do, it's all they expect. This is my copy of 'Real Manhood - What Our Forefathers Knew'. I would be so grateful if you'd just write a little something personal...."

Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, Benny grabbed the book and wrote, "Best Wishes from B. Fraser. May you live in interesting times."

"It was all I could think of at the moment," he explained to me. "It's an old Chinese curse, 'may you live in interesting times,' and all I could think was, by that definition, I was experiencing one of the most interesting days of my life."

As Benny sat down and started signing Benjamin Fraser's title pages, he could see in a mirror the young guy showing the personalized inscription to Wiener. Wiener smiled weakly and stroked his chin, then turned to give the Mountie the old fish eye. 'B. Fraser, B. Fraser, B. Fraser," Benny wrote rapidly - it wasn't, after all, a lie. One by one, the books were collected by their owners and the pile got smaller. He started to get irritated with this Benjamin Fraser as he signed the twenty-seventh copy, and the owner of the book, the woman in black who had seemed so pissed off at him earlier, leaned across the table and indicated that there might be a suspension of hostilities if he'd join her for a drink after the meeting; Fraser excused himself politely. Where was Benjamin Fraser in all this? Why wasn't he enduring this torture? The members of the book club and the Real Man retinue were beginning to go home with their spoils, the room was emptying. Suddenly in the mirror, much to his eternal relief, Benny saw a familiar face: Detective Jack Huey, come to take him away.

"Fraser! We been lookin' for you."

"I lost my way," Benny said.

"Yep. We figured that was what happened."


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