Notes
Most of these stories are slash; some are gen. Do not post, publish, or distribute without my permission. But if you want to write a sequel / companion / rebuttal story after reading one of mine, feel free -- all I own are my specific words, everything else is up for grabs. Let me know or not, as you prefer.
The various shows that these stories are based on belong to the various people who created, produced, and otherwise can claim ownership of them. I'm just playing around with their ideas, with thanks.
This page lists all my stories -- to go directly to a particular fandom's page without seeing the rest, use the navigation links at the bottom of the page. Stories are listed oldest to newest in each section. "Updates" lists roughly a year's worth of updates.
Feedback of any sort is always welcome. I promise not to get pissy if you notice flaws or disagree with me.
Updates
January 3, 2009
added a new Kung Fu: The Legend Continues story:
The Golden Afternoon
August 4, 2008
added a new miscellaneous story:
Sumer Is Icumin In (anthropomorfic, Ice/Water)
January 1, 2008
added a new Peacemakers story:
True Gold
May 30, 2007
Added a new Sesame Street story:
Birthday Presents
April 8, 2007
added a new Stargate Atlantis story:
Pie
January 1, 2007
added a new Dead Zone story:
Hearthstone
November 10, 2006
added a new Stargate Atlantis story:
Booty
Stories
Alias | Boston Legal | Boy Meets World | CSI | Dead Zone | due South | Forever Knight | Forever Knight/Highlander | Highlander | Invisible Man | I Spy | Kung Fu: TLC | M*A*S*H | Night Court | Peacemakers | The Professionals | Quantum Leap | The Sentinel | Sesame Street | Stargate Atlantis | Stargate SG-1 | Starsky and Hutch | Various/Misc.
Alias
One Degree of Separation Written November 2002; posted September 18, 2005
8k, ~1,000 words, Alias, Will/Vaughn, R
Will and Vaughn have one thing in common.
A PWP that came out of nowhere and languished on my harddrive for three years because I thought I might expand it. I finally decided that wasn't going to happen.
Boston Legal
Jolly Roger Written December 2005, posted January 1, 2006
13k, ~1,640 words, Boston Legal, gen (...ish)
"I always thought I'd make a good pirate," Denny said idly.
Written as part of the 2005 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
Boy Meets World
Shack Attack: BMW December 31, 2001
6k, 593 words, Boy Meets World, Cory/Shawn, G
Cory needs to get away; Shawn makes it happen.
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001.
CSI
CSI Goes Deep April 11, 2003
16k, ~1,920 words, Gen
Written as part of the Inappropriate Crossover Challenge of April 2003.
Carousal January 1, 2004
27k, ~4,000 words, Nick/Warrick, NC-17
Nick's had a terrific day, and Warrick wants to help him celebrate.
Written as part of the 2003 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
Dead Zone
Eye Contact January 1, 2004
2k, 100 words, Johnny/Walt, G
Walt shouldn't be there.
Written as part of the 2003 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
Serendipity January 6, 2005
40k, ~6,400 words, Gen, G
When you get right down to it, it's the little moments that really matter.
Written as part of the 2004 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
Interrogation written October 2004, posted September 18, 2005
3k, 100 words, Dead Zone/L& O:Criminal Intent, G
Written because a friend wanted me to write DZ crossover drabbles.
Hearthstone written December 2006, posted January 1, 2007
36k, 5,500 words, slash, Johnny/Walt, NC-17
Light in the darkness.
Written as part of the 2006 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
due South
Ben's Body Bear July 22, 1996
6k, 450 words, F/V, G
Fraser notices a certain similarity between Ray and a magazine ad.
Not a Creature Was Stirring February 8, 1998
49k, ~7,675 words, F/V, NC-17
It's Christmas, and Ray and Benny are decorating the Vecchio home -- with a little help from Dief -- while the rest of the family is away.
Forever Knight
Moonlight Swim August 21, 1996
11k, ~1545 words, Nick/Lacroix, NC-17
Nick and LaCroix amuse themselves in a moonlit lake.
Sublime Souvlaki August 27, 1996
5k, ~325 words, gen, G
Schanke is on a quest, much to Nick's dismay.
Benefits of Stress May 1, 1999
30k, ~4,700 words, Nick/Lacroix, NC-17
Nick's been having a really lousy week or so, and Lacroix decides to see if he can help.
Protective Custody published in 1998 added July 15, 1999
68k, ~9,000 words, Nick/Vachon, NC-17
STIFfie Winner: Best Story (Misc. Non-SF fandom), 1998
Nick and Vachon are stuck in the loft while Vachon is under protective custody, but manage to amuse themselves.
Written with Llwyden ferch Gyfrinach. Originally published in the zine Nothing to Hide.
Shack Attack December 31, 2001
6k, 590 words, Nick/Lacroix, PG
Nick and Lacroix find themselves stranded in a Canadian shack.
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001.
Forever Knight/Highlander
Snarks June 12, 1997
3k, 138 words, FK - HL, G
You've got your snarky folks, and your angsty folks -- and isn't it odd how they seem to go together?
Highlander
Boy Scout 1996
2k, 100 words, Highlander, G
A drabble, from Methos's point of view.
Invisible Man
Shack Attack: IM #1 December 31, 2001
6k, 572 words, Fawkes/Hobbes, G
Fun and games in the snow.
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001.
Shack Attack: IM #2 December 31, 2001
6k, 571 words, Eberts/Official, G
Eberts is... Eberts.
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001.
Soft on the Inside May 5, 2004
12k, ~1,780 words, gen, G
Eberts needs a favor from a very reluctant Official.
Written as a 2004 New Year's Resolution story for the Yuletide project.
Playing Hooky March 2, 2005
8k, 1,000 words, Fawkes/Hobbes, NC-17
Darien and Bobby take a day off.
Written as part of the A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words challenge.
I Spy
Signals October 15, 2006
21k, ~3,125 words, Kelly/Scotty, NC-17
Two men, one bed.
Kung Fu: the Legend Continues
Drabbles 1998
6k, Kermit/Peter, G
What I came up with when I first dipped my toes in this fandom.
ObFUsions 1998
19k, Kermit/Peter, G - R
Short (well, most of them) snippets posted to FUsion, the KF:TLC slash discussion list.
Mythos May 30,1998
5k, ~340 words, Kermit/Peter, G
Kermit gets ready for bed.
Sleep Aids June 12, 1998
5k, ~520 words, Kermit/Peter, NC-17
Peter's feeling a bit sore, and Kermit helps him feel better so he can sleep.
Walking Through Walls July 12, 1998
10k, ~1,335 words, Kermit/Peter, NC-17
Kermit, realizing there's someone in his bedroom, wakes up ready to shoot to kill if necessary.
Shack Attack December 31, 2001
6k, 594 words, Kermit/Peter, G
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001. Peter gets an unexpected visit from Kermit while he's meditating in Canada.
The Golden Afternoon written December 2008; posted January 3, 2009 
23k, 3,403 words, gen, PG
Written as part of the 2008 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project. An autumn day in the woods with Caine and Peter.
M*A*S*H
Three-Day Pass published in 1998 added July 14, 1999
122k, ~18,300 words, Hawkeye/Trapper, NC-17
Hawkeye and Trapper enjoy three days of relative peace and quiet thanks to a pass, and make a few discoveries. Originally published in the zine Nothing to Hide.
Shack Attack December 31, 2001
6k, 578 words, Hawkeye/Trapper, G
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001. After the war, Hawkeye and Trapper finally manage to meet back up again.
Writing Home January 3, 2003
3k, 170 words, Gen, G
Written as part of the Elf Challenge of January 2003. Once again, all Speranza's fault.
Rx written December 2006, posted January 1, 2007
11k, 1,450 words, slash, Hawkeye/Trapper, PG
This was what he'd been waiting for.
Written as part of the 2006 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
Night Court
I Coulda Been a Defendant Written December 2005, posted January 1, 2006
10k, ~1,275 words, PG, Harry/Dan
Harry sees Dan in a whole new way.
Written as part of the 2005 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
Peacemakers
Restorative Written September 18, 2005
33k, ~5,000 words, Peacemakers, Stone/Finch, NC-17
Stone shows up on Finch's doorstep in need of some TLC.
Written for the Worst-Case Scenario challenge.
True Gold Written December 2007, posted January 1, 2008
52k, ~8,000 words, Peacemakers, Stone/Finch, PG
A rash of fires in Silver City strikes close to home.
Written as part of the 2007 Yuletide obscure-fandom secret-santa project.
The Professionals
An Elf By Any Other Name January 28, 1998
8k, ~780 words, Bodie/Doyle, G
Yes, it's an elf story. But it's not what you think, honest...
Please Pass... November 1998
4k, 384 words, Bodie/Doyle, PG
A Thanksgiving Day snippet -- yes, I know they're British.
Lighter-Footed than the Fox published May 1999, added May 2000
68k, ~10,400 words, Bodie/Doyle, NC-17
A sequel, of sorts, to "An Elf...", wherein a boring weekend afternoon gets more interesting than either of the lads had expected. Originally published in the zine Living Pros.
Shack Attack December 31, 2001
6k, 597 words, Bodie/Doyle, G
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001. Doyle is less than pleased with Bodie's day in the country.
Quantum Leap
Reach Out And... August 13, 1999
52k, ~8,200 words, Quantum Leap, Sam/Al, NC-17
Al wanders over to Sam's place one Saturday a few months after Sam leaps home, and finds out he hasn't been quite as subtle about wanting Sam as he thought he'd been.
The Sentinel
Green and Gold March 16, 1997
25k, ~3,500 words, Jim/Blair, NC-17
A St. Patrick's Day tale. Blair and Jim have slightly different ways of celebrating the holiday, to their mutual enjoyment.
A Cop, Feeling August 15, 1997
4k, 261 words, Jim/Blair, G
Blair's saving of Jim's life in Switchman, from Jim's POV.
White Ceiling December 4, 1997
53k, ~8,750 words, Jim/Blair, NC-17
Jim realizes the price of cowardice and self-absorption (okay, it's a lousy summary -- but I don't want to give away plot points).
Gremlins January 31, 1998
9k, ~1,240 words, Jim/Blair, G
Blair's been having a bad car month.
Guilt-Ridden Sentinel May 21, 1998
4k, 286 words, G
A filk about " Sentinel, Too" part one
Where There's Smoke November 14, 1998
22k, ~3,090 words, Jim/Blair, PG-13
Sequel to " Gremlins" .Blair's car problems are back, but Jim is reluctant to believe the reason behind them.
Deupareunia March 24, 1999
17k, ~1,325 words, Jim/Blair, NC-17
A fabliau, sans verse, wherein Blair and Jim tease themselves to avowtrye, using words you just don't expect to hear from two 90s kinda guys. (glossary included...)
Walkin' on the Wild Side September 16, 1999
26k, ~3,675 words, Sentinel Man/Anthroboy, R
Part of Ninjababe's Sentinelman and Anthro Boy universe. The Hero and his Sidekick take a walk on the wild side. Sort of.
On a Good Day published August 2000 added August 13, 2001
43k, ~6,500 words, Jim/Blair, NC-17
Jim learns a few things about plants and their roots. First published in the zine Crossroads.
Sentinel Bits and Pieces 1997-1999
10k, Jim/Blair, G - R
Some miscellaneous short bits -- drabbles, snippets, what have you.
Sesame Street
Birthday Presents April 9, 2007
6k, ~680 words, Bert and Ernie, G
It's Ernie's birthday, and Bert has a present for him.
(... There is no way to write that without it looking like this is smut. It's G-rated, I swear.)
Written for the Hugs, Cuddles 'n' Kisses commentfic challenge.
Stargate Atlantis
Bailey's 7 April 21, 2005
22k, ~3,240 words, McKay/Sheppard, PG -- h/c
McKay has an unfortunate encounter with one of the local denizens on a new world.
Written for Therienne's birthday, and posted as part of the " First Contact" challenge on the sga_flashfic Livejournal community.
Revisionist April 27, 2005
2k, 100 words, McKay/other, NC-17
Rodney keeps his eyes closed.
A drabble written as part of the 'Darkness' challenge on the sga_flashfic Livejournal community.
Candygram April 9, 2006
about 400k (image-heavy!), ~1,800 words, McKay/Sheppard preslash
illustrated by cynicatlantis
Total crackfic, written to cheer up a friend in the hospital. It's nowhere near as long as the file size suggests - the size come from the illustrations, drawn most wonderfully by cynicatlantis.
If you're on dialup, you might want to read this one instead, with links to the illustrations. The story alone is only about 20k.
Booty October 31, 2006
8k, ~925 words, gen
It's a custom.
Written for the "Halloween" challenge on the sga_flashfic Livejournal community.
Pie written January 31, 2006; posted to website April 8, 2007
8k, ~1,020 words, slash, McKay/Sheppard
"The mess has pie today."
Pure fluff.
Stargate SG-1
Bonding August 14, 2001
6k, ~625 words, gen, G
Just a little pre-briefing chatter among the team.
Shack Attack December 31, 2001
6k, 594 words, Jack/Daniel, G
Jack finally manages to get Daniel to go fishing.
Written as part of the great Shack Challenge of 2001.
Starsky and Hutch
Look at Him September 4, 1998
2k, 100 words, Starsky and Hutch, G
Just a little S&H drabble, as Starsky watches Hutch come pick him up for work.
Various/Misc.
Sumer Is Icumin In August 4, 2008
4k, Anthropomorfic, Ice/Water, 361 words, NC-17
Commentfic written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle VI - The Undiscovered Country.
Limericks 1995-1999
12k, various fandoms, G-R
Don't blame me; someone else always starts this. Not my fault I start thinking in limerick-rhythm when people bring the subject up!
4k, 471 words, PG
What happens when you try to cheer up a friend who hasn't yet been dragged into your fandoms.
Untaught Lessons published in 1998; added June 9, 1999
10k, ~1,370 words, ?-but not generic, NC-17
Oh, c'mon, just give it a shot; it's pretty short! Originally published in the zine One-Handed Frisky.
Shack Attack! - complete December 31, 2001
34k, ~4,700 words total
All eight of my shack stories, on one page. Fandoms: Boy Meets World, FK, IM, KF:TLC, MASH, Pros, SG.
Elves. And Taxes. In Canada. Written March 28, 2003; added May 18, 2003
6k, 597 words, slash
Written as part of Cesperanza's tax challenge for April 2003.
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